But at some point, between the "I'm only having one glass of wine" and the inevitable kamikaze shots at MIllie & Al's, your phone magicked itself out of your pocket/purse, scrolled to an ex/friend/family member/colleague/other and extracted from you a text so shameless and undignified that it could kill whatever little political ambitions you had left.
Pros: It locks down contacts for 24 hours or enables you to find a 'designated dialer' (aka friend) to enter in a password in order to unlock your phone. It works like a charm- you can neither text nor dial.
Cons: It does not prevent that person from calling or texting YOU. In addition, if you are that obsessed and desperate to call that person, you can tap in the actual number on the keypad and your phone will call them.
Moral of the Story: Don't memorize any phone numbers of significant others.
Corollary Moral of the Story: I got 99 problems and drunk dialing isn't one.
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