Thursday, October 20, 2011

Harold and Kumar and . . . Jane?

A contribution from a loyal follower:


Jane is under the assumption she is going out with Harold. Jane picks Harold up. 
Harold: "My cousin's going to come with us ok?" 
Jane: "I guess." 
Harold and Kumar get into the car. 
Jane realizes Harold and Kumar are baked.
Jane proceeds to babysit Harold and Kumar, watching them consume a multitude of munchies over the next few hours.
Jane never sees Harold or his cousin again. 


Moral: Don't bring your cousin on a date.
Corollary Moral: Don't get baked before a date. 


Don't get baked AND bring your cousin. 

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