The scenario: An ex of approximately four months calls you up. You talk about work. You talk about weather. Then, all of a sudden, you ex is becoming charming. He wants to fly you out to the West Coast. Buy you dinner(s). Take you to Fisherman's Wharf. Send you flowers. Make it rain. Subtext: I am willing to ship you over 3,000 miles for the most expensive booty call of my life.
If you accept, you are:
A. A Hooker, because you really want to visit the Golden Gate City on zero dollars.
B. Hooking Up, like two mature, consensual adults.
C. Accepting an all-expenses paid trip to Heartbreak.
Choose your own adventure.
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