Thursday, November 17, 2011

Hooker, Hook-Up, or Heartbreak? Choose Your Own Adventure!

The scenario: An ex of approximately four months calls you up. You talk about work. You talk about weather. Then, all of a sudden, you ex is becoming charming. He wants to fly you out to the West Coast. Buy you dinner(s). Take you to Fisherman's Wharf. Send you flowers. Make it rain. Subtext: I am willing to ship you over 3,000 miles for the most expensive booty call of my life. 


If you accept, you are:


A. A Hooker, because you really want to visit the Golden Gate City on zero dollars. 
B. Hooking Up, like two mature, consensual adults. 
C. Accepting an all-expenses paid trip to Heartbreak. 


Choose your own adventure. 

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